im a pacifist with a magnum
with no life to call my own
im pretty brainless
not like anyone would bother
im afraid of girls
cause they're too beautiful
and the links are at the bottom
define me.
the name is FarisBydawi
always below 19
i,
bang the drums,slaps the bass and destroy guitars misplaced memories.
I got dumped by every girl possible.i got these response from the women i my life.. me: Can I buy you a drink? her: Actually I'd rather have the money.
me: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours her: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
me: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? her: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
me: How did you get to be so beautiful? her: I must've been given your share.
me: Will you go out with me this Saturday? her: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
me: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. her: Okay, get out.
me: I think I could make you very happy. her: Why? Are you leaving?
me: Can I have your name? her: Why? Don't you already have one?
me: Shall we go see a movie? her: I've already seen it.
me: Where have you been all my life? her: Hiding from you.
me: Haven't I seen you some place before? her: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
me: Is this seat empty? her: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
me: Hey baby what's your sign? her: Do not enter.
me: Your body is like a temple. her: Sorry, there are no services today.
me: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. her: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
me: Where have you been all my life? her: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildestdreams.
